I don't even know.

the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FREAKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

carniscorner:

Lavender  by hikariviny

requireminx:

Tonks walking around as McGonagall saying weird stuff to students

Girls asking Tonks to become their crushes best friend to find out if they like them or not

Tonks walking around the Hufflepuff common room as Snape, scaring the shit out of people

Tonks

bitterarab:

Damn.

bitterarab:

Damn.

So this happened at Subway the other day
Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
Me: Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

cecefredzilla:

mackblesa:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

-jumps-

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girlofmanynames:

please tell me I’m not the only one who ends up getting tiny crushes on their mutuals

ianthe:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

romy7:

JAMIE ALDERTON

Sir, Yes Sir!

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did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source

did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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lulz-time:

He looks so proud

lulz-time:

He looks so proud

kattvalk:

Lots of new Supernatural stuff are up for sale in my Etsy-shop ^^

kattvalk:

Lots of new Supernatural stuff are up for sale in my Etsy-shop ^^